Christmas was marvellous - no thanks to you
But the taxman refunded to me tax that was due
Your reaction that weekend when you drew your pennies
Was quite indigestible so I sent you some Rennies
Yes my refund arrived just in time
To give the kids and myself a day quite sublime.
Two nice accountants who worked at my office
Completed new tax forms when I got my final decree"
And did a good job which resulted my friend
In my getting a refund which sent you round the bend.
Yes the kids had good food, nice presents too
But at the end of the day where was their dad?
Who do I mean Neil - could it be you?